On the up: KMP
On the down: Getting more and more work!

I can't believe I'm going to say this, but I went for a meeting this evening and not only did I actually look forward to it but I actually also enjoyed it.

Me?! Enjoy a meeting? Not throw a bitch fit? Who said you couldn't gain attainments in this very lifetime.

But really, I just adorelove being in KMP with all the fabulousgorgeous people. Now there are more of us because you know, people are just so clamouring to get in. And there are adorable boys, all goofy and daft and sporting pebblesmooth skin that you just
want
to
lick
(does that sound obscene?)

And the work is actually fun. Joe is a slavemaster, but a nice one. He's the only person in the world I know who siddles up to you when you're standing about unassumingly minding your own business and plonks a giant pile of work on you... and you thank him for it. And then spend the rest of next many daysweeksmonths feeling very, very guilty that you still haven't finished it.

Then don't forget the Very Important Fact that when the books and DVDs arrive in their perfectly wrapped brown packets, they are always ORGASMICALLY SEXY SCHMEXY.

So gorgeous boys, gorgeous books and a little bit of good karma as a bonus, what's not to love?

And oh yah, Joe bought a gigantic chocolate cakemoussefudge thing today for the meeting.

So: gorgeous books, gorgeous boys and chocolate - in whichever combination you best prefer.

Newest book is out on Feb 12 after which we are all going to have a jollydolly party of the vodka kind so we can get very happy indeed (and perhaps convince someone to let me lick their faces). The reward for hard work, of course, is the after-effects of planning How To Celebrate, and as we all know too well, the planning is always more fun than the actual.

So how now? Singing? Dancing? Wine and wooing? All three?

They are so going to kick me out of the team when they know I'm just there to perve on the opposite, inhale sugar and talk about parties.