On the up: Fabulous sex dreams
On the down: Waking up
The only thing that kept me sane throughout today was the fabulous sex dream I had just before waking up. It was with this guy, JP, who I've known only about 6 months. He would come along to Dharma talks and ask millions of questions so all of us were kept sitting there until 2 in the morning. We all wanted to slap him into Enlightenment - get there quick so you can leave us alone!
Anyway, there was this fabulous, fantastic raunchy dream where I was devouring him and he was loving it. Yay for being a sex goddess in an alter-reality. Then I got down to taking his pants off and he was wearing light blue boxers (which actually fits him because he always wears pastels).
And then... UGH! I felt around and found he had a really small thin one. It was horrible horrible horrible and after a few minutes I got fed up.
I looked away from him thought to myself, "No this can't be right. Let's re-do the scene here. Let's make it bigger."
And then when I turned back, it was just the right size, totally just-right, all the better for more fabulous sex!
Oh god, if only it were that easy in real life.
When I woke up I forgave him for all the pesky questions.
On the down: Waking up
The only thing that kept me sane throughout today was the fabulous sex dream I had just before waking up. It was with this guy, JP, who I've known only about 6 months. He would come along to Dharma talks and ask millions of questions so all of us were kept sitting there until 2 in the morning. We all wanted to slap him into Enlightenment - get there quick so you can leave us alone!
Anyway, there was this fabulous, fantastic raunchy dream where I was devouring him and he was loving it. Yay for being a sex goddess in an alter-reality. Then I got down to taking his pants off and he was wearing light blue boxers (which actually fits him because he always wears pastels).
And then... UGH! I felt around and found he had a really small thin one. It was horrible horrible horrible and after a few minutes I got fed up.
I looked away from him thought to myself, "No this can't be right. Let's re-do the scene here. Let's make it bigger."
And then when I turned back, it was just the right size, totally just-right, all the better for more fabulous sex!
Oh god, if only it were that easy in real life.
When I woke up I forgave him for all the pesky questions.
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