On the up: Finding parking space
On the down: People who fuck with you at the carpark
Sometimes you get into a carpark at the busiest time of the day and it's heaving with cars, so packed out, kancils have parked themselves into the shopping trolley bays. Then you see some people headed towards their car so you put your signal on and wait, happy happy! You sit, you wait; sometimes, if it's really crowded, a whole line of cars pile up behind you waiting for you while you wait.
So they open the boot, they put their things in, they fiddle, they move around their car like they're meditating. While they're doing all this, they see you waiting in your car, with your signal on. They make eye contact. And then they go back to loading things into the boot, the backseat, the front seat, looking in the mirror at their eyebrows.
And then, after alllllllll that, they lock their car and walk off, some of them with the gall to look again in your direction as they cross back the way they came.
Really, couldn't they have just TOLD YOU that they weren't going??! Is shaking their head or making a hand gesture really that difficult? It's not like they didn't see you!
Next time that happens, I am totally going to run them over as they walk back across the road.
On the down: People who fuck with you at the carpark
Sometimes you get into a carpark at the busiest time of the day and it's heaving with cars, so packed out, kancils have parked themselves into the shopping trolley bays. Then you see some people headed towards their car so you put your signal on and wait, happy happy! You sit, you wait; sometimes, if it's really crowded, a whole line of cars pile up behind you waiting for you while you wait.
So they open the boot, they put their things in, they fiddle, they move around their car like they're meditating. While they're doing all this, they see you waiting in your car, with your signal on. They make eye contact. And then they go back to loading things into the boot, the backseat, the front seat, looking in the mirror at their eyebrows.
And then, after alllllllll that, they lock their car and walk off, some of them with the gall to look again in your direction as they cross back the way they came.
Really, couldn't they have just TOLD YOU that they weren't going??! Is shaking their head or making a hand gesture really that difficult? It's not like they didn't see you!
Next time that happens, I am totally going to run them over as they walk back across the road.
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