On the up: LiverOn the down: A malfunctioning liverI'm going to do the Liver Cleansing Diet! This means 8 weeks of celery juice and coriander on everything - yuck!....
... the things you do to get thin.
I chirped to my dad, "I'm going do to the Liver Cleansing Diet!"
He asked what for.
So I explained the whole thing about how you gotta clear out the liver now and then, to maintain a healthy body blah blah blah
He said, "But you're still so young what. You think your liver isn't functioning properly?"
I said, "Well, I can't seem to lose weight, so I think it needs a cleaning out."
He said, "I don't think it's your liver. It's in your genes lah. You're just going to be fat."
Sure knows how to rain on my parade.